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I'm on My @#$%&*# Lunch Break, Ok?!!!

by   daquan ,   Jun 19, 2006

Pros:  Great and outrageously funny!!

Cons:  None to date.

The Bottom Line:  I highly recommend it!! It's truly hilarious and outrageously funny!! Get ready for continuous nonstop laughter!!!

Overall Rating: 5/5 stars
 

Author's Review

WHY BAD SANTA?

This is one bad funky-dope outrageously hilarious and funny movie!! It will have you laughing so hard that your sides will ache!!! The ridiculously funny hilarious antics of the characters in this film will have you rolling on the floor with laughter!!

You'll be falling out of your chair with aches and pains from laughing so hard!!

WHAT IS THE STORY LINE OF THE FILM?

The story line begins with Willie T. Stokes ( Billy Bob Thornton ) applying for a job at a mall department store as a Santa Claus who supposedly answers the childrens' requests for what they want for Christmas.. He gets the job, but there are many problems and hurdles that he must overcome.

One is that he must find a way to stop drinking so much alcohol because he get torn-down stinking drunk, even on the job!. He also can't seem to get enough sex, as he's caught " making out " in ridiculous outrageous places in the store or at his girlfriend's house. He also becomes the father figure to a fat chubby kid who can't seem to get the school buddies to leave him alone, as they harass and embarrass him all the time.

Stokes's most darkest secret of all, is that when the stores close in the mall, he cleverly gets into the safes and robs them of their stashed money.

Enter Marcus ( Tony Cox ) who offers to help him pull off the heists. Cox, who is a midget, plays Marcus, a hard-nosed acid-tongued foul-mouthed elf who also tries to get Stokes to straighten up and fly right. Marcus also has the " job " of running ( sliding ) down the escalator to the floor and beat it to where the alarm system is, just minutes before the thing is about to automatically arm itself for the night.

Bernie Mac plays the department store detective who eventually is onto the repeated robberies that have plagued the store. Marcus and his girlfriend to try do away with him. John Ritter ( his last film ) plays the department store manager who is trying to find a way to curb the wild antics of Stokes without seriously being too harsh on him.

As Stokes and Marcus continue on with their secret late night store robberies, they just can't seem to get along with each other. Stokes wants to continue to be a drunk, booze it up and have wild outrageous sex with sleazy women. Marcus continues to insult and curse him out left and right, pulling out all stops and throwing every outlandish embarrassing rude nasty filthy foul-mouthed comment at Stokes ( You are the dumbest most sorry SOB that ever slid from a woman's hairy a**! or You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many f*****g years of therapy! ).

They then join forces in helping and teaching the chubby kid who looks up to Stokes not only as his father figure, but as his beloved Santa and thinks that there really is a Santa Claus, to stand up to the school bullies to just keep on bothering him. The kid lets Stokes spend a week at his grandmother's house as a guest, but Stokes is really only there to hide out from the police who have just ransacked his motel room and might also be looking for him for questioning.

Stokes is so drunk at times that he can't even stand up on the escalator! He curses up a storm at the children in the store and could really care less what they would like for Christmas. ( I'm on my f*****g lunch break, ok?!!! ) He then goes to Floria for a while, thinking that things might be better for him there.

But he soon realises that he needs Marcus to help him pull off more late-night store robberies. The antics get even more and more hilarious until Stokes finally discovers that Marcus has turned on him, wants all the dough for himself and now he wants to kill Stokes!

Stopped by the police, they make a run from the store and try to lose the cops.

Near the end of the film, the chubby kid finally gets even with the ringleader of the school bullies who harassed and tormented him all throughout the film.

ANY SHORTCOMINGS AT ALL?

None to date.

OVERALL?

Overall, I'd say that this movie is outrageously funny with nonstop laughter!

FINAL THOUGHT?

Yes! Get this movie asap!! It's incredibly hilarious!!!

CAST OF CHARACTERS:

Willie T. Stokes ( Santa ).......Billy Bob Thornton.

Sexy Bartender........Lauren Graham.

Store Detective........Bernie Mac.

Marcus............Tony Cox.

Store Manager........John Ritter.

Was rated R in theaters, but the version on DVD was unrated
as Badder Santa with over seven minutes of footage not shown in theaters.

MOVIE CONTENT:

Some violence. Sexual situations. Adult language. Robbery.
Not meant for viewing by children under the age of 17.

Approximate running time: 99 minutes.


Thank you for reading this review.


~Daquan.

 

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